Full of Wit
Beauty fades and thighs spread but wit, ahh wit, that delicious spitfire nestled deep within, transcends beauty and superficial characteristics. Not to be confused with the bitterly sarcastic (read: meanies), the witted are harmless angles armed with intellectual humorous interjections. It’s what made Dorothy’s character stand out, keeps Judy on the air and led me to change my career.
WittyCotton tees are special little treats that are guaranteed to strike up a conversation or bring one to a screeching halt. My intent in not to offend, it’s to properly outfit and loosen up the masses…in a non-laxative way, of course. I’ve been told that life depicted through my vivid observation’s is quite entertaining, so I said, “What the hell!” I’m a witty girl (with a compassionate dark side) and everyone wears cotton so it’s an ideal match.
I’m a tactfully straightforward seasoned smart ass. I don’t take life or myself seriously, unless it’s white after labor day, hair decisions involving jheri curl kits and/or curl activator or cheap shoes. Those are deal breakers and I’m liable to foam at the mouth and hurt feelings. Seriously! Everyday is 24 hours for me to screw up, make amends, have a laugh and a cocktail (or three) and move on.
I’m currently working on additional products and hope to include the boys in the near future. If you have any questions (or complaints) please forward them to following email address, info@wittycotton.com.
Oh! And for the Eager Quality Assurance Engineers (read: Haters) let me save you the trouble of ripping me to shreds. This blog contains grammatical and/or syntax errors and an occasional typo. So you’re more than welcome to click that big red X in the upper right hand corner (or is the left?) corner and mosey on your way. But I know that you won’t because…hello! I make your life interesting. LOL!
